A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.
She used her cell phone to call her husband because she was so upset, to ask him where he was.
The husband in a calm voice said, “honey remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day ?”
His wife said filling with loving tears , “yes I remember that jewelry store.”
He said, well I’m in the bar next to it.
Attribution: Bev, Pat