Joke of the Day

Dad buys a LIE DETECTOR ROBOT which slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it at dinner.”Son, where were you today?”

bugs robotThe son says “at school dad.” Robot slaps the son! “OK, I watched a DVD at my friends house!” “What DVD?” “Toy story.”

Robot slaps the son again! “OK, it was a %&%*o”Dad yells “What! When I was your age I didn’t know what %&%* was!”

Robot then slaps the dad!

Mom laughs “HAHAHA! He’s certainly YOUR son.” Robot then slaps the mom….

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Brent is not a scholar. He’s not an author or speaker (yet). He hasn’t published a book nor does he write articles for magazines (yet). He has no advanced literary degree or pedigree (never will). He is just an American who writes and shares what interests him. He cares about the salvation of this country and a return to its Constitutional roots. He believes in God, country and family.
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