A woman came home one day and told her husband: “Honey, the car won’t start, but I know what the problem is.”
Her husband asked her what it was and she told him it had water in the injectors. The husband thought for a moment, then said: “I don’t mean this badly, but you don’t know the injectors from the accelerator.”
“No, there’s definitely water in the injectors,” she insisted.
“OK, Honey, that’s fine, I’ll just go take a look. Where is it?” the husband asked.
“In the lake.”