Joke of the Day

Once upon a time there was a non-conforming  sparrow who decided not to fly south for the  winter.

However, soon the weather turned so cold  that he reluctantly decided to fly south. In a  short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, nearly frozen solid. 

A cow passed by where he had fallen, and crapped on the little sparrow.The sparrow thought it was  the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings!

Warm and happy, able to breath, he started to sing.  Just then a large cat came by, and hearing the chirping he investigated the sounds.

The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird,  and promptly ate him.

The Moral of the Story: Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy.

Everyone who gets you out of crap is not necessarily your friend.

And if you’re warm and happy in a pile of crap,  you might just want to keep your mouth shut.

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About thecommonconstitutionalist

Brent is not a scholar. He’s not an author or speaker (yet). He hasn’t published a book nor does he write articles for magazines (yet). He has no advanced literary degree or pedigree (never will). He is just an American who writes and shares what interests him. He cares about the salvation of this country and a return to its Constitutional roots. He believes in God, country and family.
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One Response to Joke of the Day

  1. Mustang.Koji says:

    Hilarious…and quite wise. 🙂

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