Joke of the Day

One day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says “You see that man over there? He looks just like me! I think I’m gonna go over there and talk to him.”

So, he goes over to the man and taps him on the shoulder: “Excuse me sir,” he starts, “but I noticed you look just like me!”

The second man turns around and says: “Yeah, I noticed the same thing, where you from?”
“I’m from Dublin” he says.

“Me too!” the second man says: “What street do you live on?”
“McCarthy street” he says.

“Me too!” the second man replies: “What number is it?”
“162,” he says.

“Me too!” the second man exclaims: “What are your parents’ names?”
“Connor and Shannon”, the man says.

“Mine too!” the second man cries out: “This is unbelievable!”

They buy some more Guinness and they’re talking some more when the bartenders change shifts. The new bartender comes in and goes up to the other bartender and asks: “What’s new today?”

“Oh, nothing,” the bartender replies: “The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

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About thecommonconstitutionalist

Brent is not a scholar. He’s not an author or speaker (yet). He hasn’t published a book nor does he write articles for magazines (yet). He has no advanced literary degree or pedigree (never will). He is just an American who writes and shares what interests him. He cares about the salvation of this country and a return to its Constitutional roots. He believes in God, country and family.
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