Joke of the Day

After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks and insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, a lady stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for her son.

She brought her selection – a baseball bat to the cash register.

“Cash or charge,” the clerk asked.

“Cash,” she snapped. Then apologizing for her rudeness, she explained, “I’ve spent the afternoon at the motor-vehicle bureau. I am not too sane right now!!”

“Shall I gift wrap the bat?” the clerk asked sweetly, “Or or you going back?”

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Brent is not a scholar. He’s not an author or speaker (yet). He hasn’t published a book nor does he write articles for magazines (yet). He has no advanced literary degree or pedigree (never will). He is just an American who writes and shares what interests him. He cares about the salvation of this country and a return to its Constitutional roots. He believes in God, country and family.
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