There was this man who won a contest and got one free ticket to the Superbowl. He was so happy, but when he got to the stadium and found his seat he was somewhat disappointed. His ticket was for the last row, and it was way up in the rafters. He couldn’t see the game, so he began looking around.
The man replied, ‘No.’ So the guy sat down and struck up a conversation.
‘Who would have a seat right next to the field and not come?!?’
The man answers, ‘Oh, that was my wife’s seat.’
‘Where is she?’ the guy replied.
‘Oh, I’m sorry … don’t you have anyone else to come with you, a brother, or friend?’
‘No, they couldn’t come.’
‘Because they are at her funeral.