Joke of the Day

An elderly man in Boston calls his son in Los Angeles and says: “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; 45 years of misery is enough.”
“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams.

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the old man says: “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in St. Louis and tell her!” and he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they’re getting divorced,” she shouts: “I’ll take care of this.”

She calls her dad immediately, and screams at the old man: “You are NOT getting divorced! Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. OK,” he says: “They’re coming home for the holidays and they’re paying their own airfares!”

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Brent is not a scholar. He’s not an author or speaker (yet). He hasn’t published a book nor does he write articles for magazines (yet). He has no advanced literary degree or pedigree (never will). He is just an American who writes and shares what interests him. He cares about the salvation of this country and a return to its Constitutional roots. He believes in God, country and family.
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