Joke of the Day

A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast.

The Butcher goes to lawyer’s office and asks, “If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog’s owner?”

The lawyer answers, “Absolutely.”

“Then you owe me $40.00. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today.”
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $40.00.

Several days later the butcher opens the mail and finds a bill from the lawyer: $200.00 due for a consultation.

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About thecommonconstitutionalist

Brent is not a scholar. He’s not an author or speaker (yet). He hasn’t published a book nor does he write articles for magazines (yet). He has no advanced literary degree or pedigree (never will). He is just an American who writes and shares what interests him. He cares about the salvation of this country and a return to its Constitutional roots. He believes in God, country and family.
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