A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt all over.’ ‘What do you mean?’ said the doctor.
Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, ‘Ouch! That hurts, too.’
Then she touched her right earlobe. ‘Ow, even THAT hurts.’ The doctor asked the woman, ‘Are you a natural blonde?’ ‘Why yes,’ she said. ‘I thought so,’ said the doctor.
‘You have a sprained finger.’