George W. Bush, Joe Biden, John Boehner, and Bill Clinton all traveled together to see the Wizard of Oz. Upon arrival, they were brought to see him.
Second was Joe Biden. He told the Wizard, “People think I’m unintelligent and have no common sense whatsoever. I want a brain. The Wizard said, “So be it”.
Third to ask the Wizard was John Boehner. “People say I have no confidence, and I lack conviction. I wish to have some courage”. The Wizard granted this wish as well.
And then Bill Clinton approached the Wizard. The Wizard looked at him and said, “Well, what do you want?” To which Clinton replied, “I’m here for Dorothy!”