Joke of the Day

Ol’ Fred was in the hospital, near death. The family called his closest friend to stand with them.

As the friend stood next to the bed, Ol’ Fred’s condition
appeared to deteriorate rapidly and he motioned frantically for something
to write on.

The friend lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol’ Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then
suddenly died.

The friend thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.

At the funeral, as Ol’ Fred’s friend was finishing the eulogy, he realized that
he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol’ Fred
died. He said, “You know, Ol’ Fred handed me a note just before
he died. I haven’t looked at it, but knowing Fred, I’m sure
there’s a word of inspiration there for us all.”

He opened the note, and read, “Please step to your left — you’re
standing on my oxygen tube!”

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Brent is not a scholar. He’s not an author or speaker (yet). He hasn’t published a book nor does he write articles for magazines (yet). He has no advanced literary degree or pedigree (never will). He is just an American who writes and shares what interests him. He cares about the salvation of this country and a return to its Constitutional roots. He believes in God, country and family.
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