Joke of the Day

A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender gives him a beer and a bowl of nuts.

The guy starts drinking his beer when suddenly he hears a soft voice: “Hey, that’s a nice tie.”

The guy looks around and sees no one except the bartender at the other end of the bar. The guy takes another sip of his beer when again he hears the soft voice: “Man, you are looking good, have you lost weight?”

The guy looks around, confused, and only sees the bartender down at the other end of the bar. He has another sip of his beer, a few more nuts, and the same thing happens again, the voice says: “I simply love your jacket.”

The guy calls the bartender down. “Do you hear voices?” the guy asks nervously.

“Voices, sir?” the bartender asks thinking he’s got a weirdo sitting at the bar.

“Yeah, watch this,” says the guy. He sips his beer and munches a handful of nuts. Sure enough there’s the soft voice: “Man, are you smart or what?”

“Oh, that,” says the bartender: “it’s the nuts. They’re complimentary.”

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Brent is not a scholar. He’s not an author or speaker (yet). He hasn’t published a book nor does he write articles for magazines (yet). He has no advanced literary degree or pedigree (never will). He is just an American who writes and shares what interests him. He cares about the salvation of this country and a return to its Constitutional roots. He believes in God, country and family.
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