A wife woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house.
“Honey, what’s wrong?”, she asked, worried about what could hurt him so much.
“Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant and your father threatened me to either marry you or to go to jail?”
“Yes, of course,” she replied.
“Well, I would have been released from jail this afternoon!”