Joke of the Day

Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None…. It should be opened when she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine
will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It’s one of those ‘evolutionary things’ that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something
Smart?
When she starts a sentence with ‘A man once told me…’
 
How do you fix a woman’s watch?
You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
 
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, whom do you let in first?
The dog, of course He’ll shut up once you let him in.
 
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s
Sex drive by 90%.
It’s called a Wedding Cake.
 
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
 
Women will never be equal to men
Until they can walk down the street with a bald head
And a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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About thecommonconstitutionalist

Brent is not a scholar. He’s not an author or speaker (yet). He hasn’t published a book nor does he write articles for magazines (yet). He has no advanced literary degree or pedigree (never will). He is just an American who writes and shares what interests him. He cares about the salvation of this country and a return to its Constitutional roots. He believes in God, country and family.
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One Response to Joke of the Day

  1. ha ha ha very funny ( not )

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