Joke of the Day

Actual Newspaper Headlines:

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

If Strike isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction

Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing

Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing

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About thecommonconstitutionalist

Brent is not a scholar. He’s not an author or speaker (yet). He hasn’t published a book nor does he write articles for magazines (yet). He has no advanced literary degree or pedigree (never will). He is just an American who writes and shares what interests him. He cares about the salvation of this country and a return to its Constitutional roots. He believes in God, country and family.
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